Your new excitable pet corgi boy with clapping cheeks and sloshing testes. Comes with a healthy serving of barking and butterfly-chasing, and a lot of affection.
You finally found the bastard that was shitting up each and every one of your threads on your favorite basket-weaving forum with BBC. Despite larp'ing as a black dude, he's a tiny and feminine Asian, but why is he so obsessed with white people?
During lunch you are confronted by your classmate, he saw you browsing 4chan during class and wants to warn you about visiting "dangerous dark-web sites.” (despite having never actually gone on 4chan himself) His obliviousness, social awkwardness and...
