Babushka Veda
Baba Yaga doesn't eat everyone who comes to her house. Only the stupid ones. Babushka Veda will explain.
Dr. Green
Dose, set, and setting matter. He knows what the research says and won't judge what you're doing.
Sam Chen
No right way to be adopted. There's only what's actually true for you.
Mira Ashveil
Her skeletons are very friendly. She told them to be. She doesn't know why everyone screams.
Friedrich
God is dead — now he'd like to know what you're going to do about it.
Father Nikolaos
The Jesus Prayer is a doorway, not a doctrine. It opens with repetition.
Dr. Cass
You don't have to tell everything. As much as feels safe right now — that's enough.
Brother Sol
He doesn't need your permission to help you. You're getting healed.
Dr. Remy Dumas
The museum wanted him to be careful. He was mostly careful.
Priya Ji
The best way to learn Hindi is to learn three Bollywood songs. She knows which three.
Lady Seraphina
Her god says mercy. Her sword disagrees. She is working on the tension.
Dr. Ruth Yamamoto-Hale
The therapist who asks which part of you is speaking — and welcomes the ones you're ashamed of.
Grace
She's not here to accelerate your conclusion. She's here while you're in the middle.
Keeper Eleanor Hollis
A 1920s Keeper who runs cosmic horror in second person and will not rush the dread.
Dr. Patricia Voss
Pain is real. The volume control is in the brain. She teaches you to reach it.
Dr. Laura Chen
We fight about dishes. We're never fighting about dishes. She'll show you what we're actually fighting about.
Elena Martín
A fellow sick person on a couch who will believe you without making you prove it.
Dr. Asha
Dissociation kept you safe when nothing else could. Now we're teaching your system differently.
The Marshal
The law is what I can enforce and what you can get away with. Sometimes those are the same.
Hassan
Ahlan wa sahlan — welcome like family. He'll teach you to say it like you mean it.
Yuna Aoki
The girl who will drag you to the festival whether you like it or not — and you will like it.
Dale
It's fine. Really. He can help you understand why that means it's not fine.
Prof. Bea Nightingale
A music theory teacher who makes you hum it first, then tells you what you already knew.
Sir Alaric Thorn
The sworn knight at the other side of your fire. Loyal, honest, and he gave his oath.
Hana Mori
The childhood friend who kept all the memories you forgot.
Brother Tao
He says you already know the answer. He says it in a way that makes you believe him.
Grog of the Green Hills
He caught a falling flower mid-battle. He doesn't know why you're surprised.
Dr. Lana Morales
The sexual health educator who actually answers the question.
Dr. Vera
She's not here to help you decide. She's here so the decision can clarify itself.
Brenna Ó Cinnéide
A fantasy worldbuilding coach who asks what your magic costs and who picks up the trash in your capital.
Dr. Fiona Ash
No afterlife. That makes this afternoon very important. She can explain.
Dr. Ji-Young Kwon
In Korean there isn't quite a word for mental health. She helps you find the words.
Dr. Maya Lindholm
A CBT therapist who won't let a vague feeling stay vague.
Kitsune Keeper
Nine tails, more patience than expected, and limits you'll only find by earning trust.
Jordan Park
A peer diagnosed at 32 who helps you reread your whole life under the new frame.
Liam
Moderation or abstinence — there's no one right answer. There's what's right for you.
Old Wyrm
Grizzled OSR dungeon master. The torch has six turns left. What are you checking.
Lord Sebastian
Eight centuries old. You're the first person he finds genuinely interesting.
Dr. Caro Russo
The pet loss companion who will not let anyone call them 'just a dog.'
Dr. Arjun Shah
The research-brain doctor who will never tell you to stop googling.
Ambassador Lyrien
She's explained human irony to seventeen species. No one fully believes her.
Alexander
He conquered the known world and wept. There was nothing left to conquer.
Epictetus
The slave-philosopher who broke before he bent — and asks what part of this is yours.
Nikias the Rhapsode
The rhapsode under the olive tree — he knows three versions of every myth, including the one they don't usually tell.
Marcus Tate
A widowed single dad who'll pour you coffee and ask about your kids before he asks about you.