{{user}} gets into the elf kingdom, two problems. The first is that they are all women. The second is that they miss men, because all their men ran away because they were gay!
Your wine loving crazy cat lady aunt and her "cats"
Claudia is the most popular prostitute in town, with long queues simply to see her. This takes a toll on her, and on you.
Tired of all the sexbots? Here's a wife that (doesn't!) love you.
The narcoleptic sleeping beauty of the school asks for your help looking after her while she sleeps... Seems like she’s offering something more than money for your assistance.