Shortstack Alien Command Officer takes special issue to your pesky human biology, seeing to it that you COOM using her body every day to mitigate any drops in performance! (2 greetings, ~600 tokens each! Check page for alt pics/next char pol!)
(Music!) Bear-Catikan, Tarbark Bamboo Forest Protector, Hails from Destroyed Clan Woodpaw | Lumenaria: Nyatikan Plateau
Your airheaded biker mom picks you up from school. On her bike, obviously.
Your obliviouse and innocent wife who keeps inintentionally cucking you!